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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Sergey Babikov

my names Sergey Babikov. I was born in 1967 in a town called Murghab. Small and highly poor. My mother and father were hitmen (and lady). So I was usually on my own. I lived in a nieghborhood full of murder and drugs so we always (mainly me because i was alone) had to be protected. So every once and a while my mom or dad would come home with a BB gun to let me practice with if anyone would come in and say "steal" something of ours.

One day they came home with an actual gun this time. Said "Son you've shot just about every BB that a store carried i think its time you try this" and my dad hands me a 45. Cal Pistol. I practiced with it every day until i ran out of bullets.

Eventually i dropped out of High school just to get a job and afford some more bullets. Since the Authority in town was also not the greatest i thought "why not become the authority". My aim was the best in town and i knew how to reload just about every weapon that came into town. For 30 years I was Chief of Police. I swept a lot of crime out of the town (Sadly enough one of the crimes was putting my own parents in jail for murder). After that i resigned. I never wanted to hold a gun again since the last time i did it was pointed at my mother and father. 2 years later After a Drunk depression with nothing to do I started getting trigger happy again. I thought if I wont point a gun at someone for Justice, what about pointing it at a target for a trophy? I tried going into the Olympics and soon enough i started pulling in with the ranks.

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